Friday, December 14, 2012

My Favorite Thing.

Dear Diary, 

     I was reminded tonight why I love having a husband and potty trained son in the house. My favorite thing about it is stepping in that little puddle of urine at the base of the toilet that somehow missed the gigantic hole inside that porcelain ring that they aim for. I suppose 7 and 7/8ths inches by 12 inches is just not big enough. Is there such thing as a jumbo toilet? Or maybe I should just put urinals in the house... My poor wet socks are getting tired of unintentionally cleaning up messes. 

Sincerely, 

Me. The Maid. 


P.S. I think I might need to add these to my Christmas list.



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