Last Saturday, we decided to brave the crowd at Last Chance. Last chance is Nordstrom for
But. I found a loophole. A way to truly shop like a boss. Bring your two kids under 3 years old and stuff them in a cart and make sure your two year old is wild and crazy while shopping. And when I say wild and crazy, I don't mean bratty. Bratty kids don't get to go shopping. At least not at our house. I mean sitting at the end of the cart, facing outward, arms straight out to his sides making airplane noises as mom rips the basket around the aisles like it ain't a thang. It's a sure fire way to get people to move outta the way! Worked like a charm. Now I just have to try this out at Walmart and we'll be good. I avoid that place like the plague. However, if you're looking to go on a diet, just buy their meat. Any kind. It's bound to be 3 weeks old, brown instead of pink, and will charge through your intestines like a bull, sending you on a fun toilet-centered vacation.
Keep on shoppin like a boss.