I thought I dodged the bullet. A couple of days ago, my little man had explosions coming out of both ends. (Refer to this post). Man was I glad to not have experienced THAT!
Weeeeelllll, yesterday after dinner, I felt queasy. I was cursing my husband's name because I thought he'd gotten me pregnant. Again. This man has no blanks in his pistol, if you know what I mean. And his baby-making-business laughs in the face of birth control. I'm currently contemplating celibacy.
After many violent rounds of out-the-top and out-the-bottom, lots of naps, body aches, a half a popsicle, a hot shower, some crazy headaches and EIGHT POUNDS LOST, I look like I got hit by a bus. But at least I can fit into my pre-preggers clothes...what a relief! (Sarcasm intended).
So, if any of you are looking to lose a little extra poundage, come on over! Just a quick dose of the stomach flu and you're good to go!
And if any of you are feeling like THIS...I hear ya.
Sincerely,
Me. The wimp.
I got that same thing when my baby was less than a month old. I was back in pre-pregnancy jeans too. It was a little weird. But don't worry, I gained the weight back. Maybe you'll get lucky and you'll keep it off. :)
ReplyDeleteI could use some of that... Sorry to hear you've been feeling gross!
ReplyDeleteI think I will stick to my three mile walks :) hope you are feeling better!
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